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12 Days

Postby TinyJWRinLC » Tue Dec 08, 2015 11:57 pm

I was originally going to put this in the monthly newsletter, but it is a little long.

Twelve Days of Clubmas
by Tiny Ruisch

Without any apologies to Anonymous

On the first day of Clubmas,
My computer sent to me
A newsletter on the club web site..

On the second day of Clubmas,
My computer sent to me
Two Woody's on time, and
A newsletter on the club web site..

On the third day of Clubmas,
My computer sent to me
Three computer club meetings,
Two Woody's on time, and
A newsletter on the club web site..

On the fourth day of Clubmas,
My computer sent to me
Four cups of Corinne's coffee,
Three computer club meetings,
Two Woody's on time, and
A newsletter on the club web site..

On the fifth day of Clubmas,
My computer sent to me
Five Tiny comments,
Four cups of Corinne's coffee,
Three computer club meetings,
Two Woody's on time, and
A newsletter on the club web site..

On the sixth day of Clubmas,
My computer sent to me
Six of Lane's delicious dishes,
Five Tiny comments,
Four cups of Corinne's coffee,
Three computer club meetings,
Two Woody's on time, and
A newsletter on the club web site..

On the seventh day of Clubmas,
My computer sent to me
Seven free programs from Tom,
Six of Lane's delicious dishes,
Five Tiny comments,
Four cups of Corinne's coffee,
Three computer club meetings,
Two Woody's on time, and
A newsletter on the club web site..

On the eighth day of Clubmas,
My computer sent to me
Eight minutes from Robin,
Seven free programs from Tom,
Six of Lane's delicious dishes,
Five Tiny comments,
Four cups of Corinne's coffee,
Three computer club meetings,
Two Woody's on time, and
A newsletter on the club web site..

On the ninth day of Clubmas,
My computer sent to me
Nine pictures from Dot,
Eight minutes from Robin,
Seven free programs from Tom,
Six of Lane's delicious dishes,
Five Tiny comments,
Four cups of Corinne's coffee,
Three computer club meetings,
Two Woody's on time, and
A newsletter on the club web site..

On the tenth day of Clubmas,
My computer sent to me
Ten trips to the Texas GTPCC,
Nine pictures from Dot,
Eight minutes from Robin,
Seven free programs from Tom,
Six of Lane's delicious dishes,
Five Tiny comments,
Four cups of Corinne's coffee,
Three computer club meetings,
Two Woody's on time, and
A newsletter on the club web site..

On the eleventh day of Clubmas,
My computer sent to me
Eleven articles From the President,
Ten trips to the Texas GTPCC,
Nine pictures from Dot,
Eight minutes from Robin,
Seven free programs from Tom,
Six of Lane's delicious dishes,
Five Tiny comments,
Four cups of Corinne's coffee,
Three computer club meetings,
Two Woody's on time, and
A newsletter on the club web site..

On the twelfth day of Clubmas,
My computer sent to me
Twelve stupid poem parodies,
Eleven articles From the President,
Ten trips to the Texas GTPCC,
Nine pictures from Dot,
Eight minutes from Robin,
Seven free programs from Tom,
Six of Lane's delicious dishes,
Five Tiny comments,
Four cups of Corinne's coffee,
Three computer club meetings,
Two Woody's on time, and
A newsletter on the club web site..
Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.
George Carlin

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Re: 12 Days

Postby macuser » Mon Dec 14, 2015 9:56 pm

I like it. Very clever


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